ESCORT REVIEWS
Here at TurnOnLondon we want to find out your experiences with London Escorts. We want to know whether your experiences are good, bad or down right ugly.
This way we can truly find out which escorts are the best in London, as well as who are the worst. Therefore please start posting your reviews.
However dont be shy. Please be very honest. This way you can let other potential Punters and also find out yourself who to Book or who to avoid.
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24/12/2011 |
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she was amazing time flow by.she put a smile on your face time you leave her. guys she an angle so take care of her.
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April |
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02/12/2011 |
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Saw April last night in my hotel. See was amazing and gorgeous. I had a wonderful couple of hours in her company. Really sweet lady with a good sense of humour and very very sexy.
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Skyé Blué |
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11/12/11 |
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My Evening with Skyé started a little later than planned totally my fault! Work ;
She is more stunning in person than her pictures. Her legs are truly ladders and has curves in all the right places. She has a unique shyness about her which totally turned me on even more. She can move and had me smiling from ear to ear the very next day.
Totally worth it all. Look forward to arranging our next meeting :)
Very Happy customer.
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Georgina |
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15/11/11
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I am home and still remember the moments with Jasmine from the door,shower,bed,and all things.If u want real quality services and very good time with a escort girl, call this girl and u will not regreat.
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Caroline |
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12/11/2011
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Caroline is a sweet lady. We had great time together. I will definitely recommend her. She does not watch time and seem to enjoy her trade.
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Linda |
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07 october 2011
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I met with Linda as liked her details and look and was not disappointed in any way. Linda has a clean tidy flat and was dressed as requested PVC stockings etc. Very friendly and welcoming though English is a little broken certainly ok for a conversation. I had requested light domination / tie and tease and for me to cross dress as well. A fantastic time very worth while and knows how to please someone, toys where used and DATY which was thoroughly enjoyed by both parties. Could of spent hours with Linda and hope to be back one day a real asset, treat her well and you wont be disappointed. Great body and attitude and a credit to Avisbabes.
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Sara |
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19/10/2011
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Everything was perfect !!! Thank you Sara, look forward to see you again ...X Robert
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Sarah |
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27/09/2011
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Sarah was fantastic, she looks just like her pictures and I have to thank Mack, he runs the agency, for recommending her!
Sarah is simply stunning, and really freindly too! A really classy lady with an amazing body!
Needless to say, I am very satisified and will be returning again!
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Kameko |
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25/09/2011
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This was the worst experience ever. This girl steals your money - and in my case shouted at me. I left the flat straight away without getting into any arguments as I thought the agency would help me....
No, they don't ! Noone picked up the phone until I used a different number - but not much progress has been made ever since. They can\'t contact the girl they say.
Not only that she stole my money - the pictures are all fake !! And the girl I saw was really NOT SEXY AT ALL. I wouldn\'t turn my head if I saw a woman like this on the street ! (Frankly, noone would!)
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Alessia |
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03/09/11 |
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I couldn't believe how good looking this girl is! She has gorgeous skin and a flawless body. She tried very hard to make sure I was happy and offered round two without me having to ask. Her place was about 1 minute from the tube and was very clean with a nice big bed. A top girl and I already want to see her again.
An excellent punt!
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Eve |
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27th May 2011 |
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I had an incall session with Eve on Friday, 27th May.
Eve is every bit as beautiful in real life as she is in her pictures. She is also every bit as fun as her details suggest. Eve put me at ease very quickly and made me feel very comfortable during the entire session. She put a lot more feeling and passion into our time together than the other 3-4 escorts I have been with over the last six months. I could tell that Eve wanted me to have a good time. We had great communication the whole time and anything I asked for (nicely) she did. She is a great kisser and brought to more than one wonderful climax in exactly the way that I had wanted her to. She is a great partner for exploring your erotic side and I definitely am coming back to her for more. Thanks a lot Eve and I can\'t wait to see you again.
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Lana |
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23rd April 2011 |
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What can be said about this porky package?
Looks:
Nothing like the pictures on any of her agency sites. She has large breasts, correct, but that is merely in keeping with the rest of her. If you want a plumper, you could do better but she is a bit of an Eric Cartman. Hair is all extensions and she has a massive hooter - overall, more in common with Little Mo from EastEnders if you know that UK TV show. Needless to say, I was very disappointed.
Dress:
Not to have a pop at what youngsters wear these days, but she turned up in trainers, jeans and a classic \"No I\'m not on F**king Facebook\" tee shirt. Generally, I tend not to go for the East Euro cleaning lady look, and even the girls who are actually hardworking cleaning ladies would likely scrub up a lot better than Lana.
Photos
One thing she has done well is ensure her photos are retouched beyond belief. You\'d be better off with the Avatar box set if you want fantasy - and it\'s a lot cheaper than Lana\'s limited Betamax offering.
Services
Not sure what the hell happened to be blunt - turned up late, moaned about how she wasn\'t meant to be working (why turn up then, especially looking like a sack of potatoes), counted the money fourteen times (no joke), hoovered up champagne and strawberries, did an armageddon offload in the bathroom and blocked the loo, making it overflow.
Had to call hotel maintenance to sort out the issue and Lana used the opportunity to help herself to some strawberries for her friend Roxxy. Caught her at it, took them back and told her to clear off. Which she didn\'t want to do as she liked the hotel room. Then offered to get Roxxy over to join us...an offer I declined as one thieving cow was enough for my evening.
Anyway, had paid for 3 hours but called it after 90 mins and sent her off with the other crap maintenance were carting out.
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Lana values self-absorption well above self-awareness. Limited charm, zero intellect, potato skin, chubby checker and the spare tyres figure, and more interested in her phone and nose than any client.
Hopefully, UK Border Control send this one packing soon. A terrible example of East Euro girls who are generally great company and very honest. Judge Lana purely on her merits. Of which there are none, unless you are up for her beaky nose rummaging into your crack, something she claims to be "hamazing at".
Just keep an eye out for what she might be pocketing while she's at it though... |
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Apple |
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May 2011 |
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Foxy |
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April 2011 |
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Amber |
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6th May 2011 |
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Charlie |
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10th May 2011 |
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Michael Bolton |
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Valentina |
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May 2011 |
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